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We Found the WORST Beer Names, and Can’t Stop Laughing | Craft Brew Review

January 23, 2025

From 'Loose Caboose' and 'Zombie Ice' to the unforgettable 'Gay Beer,' Alabama Boss gives his unfiltered (and often hazy) take on some of the most uniquely named craft brews out there.

Can he handle the irony, citrusy surprises, and mysterious 'mouthfeel' these beers bring to the table? Crack open a cold one and join the chaos!

FEATURED BREWERIES:

Goatopia New England Style IPA

6.2% ABV | 23 IBU
_Goat Island Brewing_ - Cullman, Alabama
“This tropical IPA is hazy, fruit forward and full bodied, with a creamy mouthfeel and low bitterness for an IPA. The juicy, citrus, peach and passion fruit flavors and aroma are the result of using mass quantities of unique high end hops. Welcome to a utopian world of beer bliss!”
https://www.goatislandbrewing.com/
https://www.instagram.com/goatislandbrewing/

Unicorn Kisses American Lager

4.7% ABV
_4 Sons Brewing_ - Huntington Beach, California
“This classic American-style lager is easy to drink, with hints of bread and malt, but without the heaviness. Light. Crisp. Magical. ”
https://www.foursonsbrewing.com/
https://www.instagram.com/foursonsbrewing/

Gay Beer Golden Lager

5% ABV
Brewed for Loyal Brands by _Butternuts Beer and Ale_ - Garrattsville, New York
“Craft beer never tasted (and looked) so good. Brewed with a choice blend of Vienna Malt and Mandarina Hops, Gay Beer is a golden lager with notes of honey and crisp citrus that’s sure to satisfy you beer drinkers. Light bodied, refreshing and crafted to reduce gluten. Go straight for Gay Beer!”
https://drinkgaybeer.com/
https://www.instagram.com/drinkgaybeer/

Joose Caboose Hazy IPA

6% ABV
_Wanderlinger Brewing Co._ - Chattanooga, Tennessee
“Stone fruit and tropical citrus flavors all meld together in this wonderfully soft, medium bodied IPA. A New England style IPA double dry hopped with Mosaic, Citra & Amarillo.”
https://www.wanderlinger.com/
https://www.instagram.com/wanderlingerbrewing/

Leather Jacket American Porter

6.5% ABV
_Edmund’s Oast Brewing_ - Charleston, South Carolina
“Leather Jacket is a take on the American Porter style, expressing round notes of earthy chocolate and oak, brought together with a touch of sweet caramel. Centennial hops hint at citrus orchards in bloom. Though the style has English origins, in the past few decades Porters have found new expressions in American brewing. ThisPorter should remind you of something comforting… something that might not be super flashy but is always in fashion.”
https://edmundsoast.com/
https://www.instagram.com/eobrewing/

Zombie Ice Undead Double Pale Ale

8.5% ABV | 55 IBU
_3 Floyds Brewing_ - Munster, Indiana
“Crafted with an unholy amount of citra hops, this double undead Pale Ale heralds the zombie evolution after the dust has settled from the apocalypse.”
https://www.3floyds.com/
https://www.instagram.com/3floydsbrewing/
0:00We Found The Worst Names On The Shelf

0:43Goat Island Brewing - Goatopia

2:364 Sons Brewing - Unicorn Kisses

4:17Loyal Brands - Gay Beer

5:21Wanderlinger - Joose Caboose

6:21Edmund’s Oast Brewing - Leather Jacket

7:423 Floyd’s Brewing - Zombie Ice

9:51Revisiting Gay Beer
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