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The Search For The WORST Beer Name Continues

January 22, 2026

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We try a lot of beverages here at Rated Red, but the search for the Worst Beer Name goes on. Alabama Boss discovered his favorite beer, Gay Beer, based solely on the name. Will he find a new favorite in today's lineup?
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Push Up Orange Sherbet Sour

6.5% ABV
_Hi-Wire Brewing_ Asheville, NC
One sip of this throwback sour and you're chasing the ice cream truck all over again. Think orange push pop vibes with a grown up twist - sweet, creamy vanilla, zesty citrus, and a mellow puff of marshmallow.

Nerd Nectar Hazy IPA

6.8% ABV
_Green Man Brewery_ Asheville, NC
We've been nerding out about beer again! This New England-style IPA is hopped at 6 lbs/bbl and Double Dry hopped with NZ hop varietals Nectaron & Motueka, packing an explosion of tropical fruit aromas and flavors. Your taste buds will be delighted by juicy notes of nectarine & peach rings, fruit cocktail cups, accent notes of ruby red grapefruit pith, light papaya & mango. A hint of resiny dankness finishes off this smooth hoppy nectar.

Pedro Fresco Mexican Lager

4.7% ABV
_Half Batch Brewing_ Hendersonville, TN
Light in color and body with a little grainy sweetness. A vacation in a glass. Crush one today!

Hop Beard West Coast IPA

7% ABV
_Fonta Flora Brewing_ Morganton, NC
Our forever west coast-style india pale ale dry-hopped with hand-selected amarillo, citra, mosaic and simcoe. Mashed with local barley from our friends at Carolina Malt House along with a dash of dextrin malt and a pinch of flaked oats. Fermented with our preferred clean house ipa yeast strain. Hopped intensely with hand-selected amarillo, citra, mosaic and simcoe. Fermented completely for a decidedly dry finish and cold conditioned for beautifully brilliant clarity. 

Juice Pants IPA

7% ABV
_Maplewood Brewery_ Chicago, IL
Juice Pants is a healthily hopped hazy IPA showcasing both Citra hops & cryo, as well as Mosaic hops & cryo. This juice bomb is exploding with tropical and stone fruit flavors. Stay woke to the Pants!

A Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’ IPA

7.5% ABV
_Lagunitas Brewing Co._ Petaluma, CA
A Little Sumpin’ Sumpin IPA is 50% wheat, 50% malted Barley, and 100% delicious hoppiness. Hints of bubblegum, pineapple, light cedar & pine. Tons of tropical fruitiness with none of the fruit!
0:00Bad Beer Names

1:18Push Up Orange Sherbet Sour

5:12Nerd Nectar Hazy IPA

7:17Pedro Fresco Mexican Lager

9:18Hop Beard West Coast IPA

12:42Juice Pants IPA

14:35A Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’ IPA

16:59The Best Bad Beers

17:18“Can You Lick Your Elbow?”

17:57“There’s Cats In The Kitchen!”